Offer Card Saved!

"Your card has been safely recorded using our state-of-the-art, encrypted from reel-to-reel tape-keeping system (What, you think we'd call it record keeping?), located high up on the 3rd Floor where nobody can reach the data unless they have a grappling gun, and even if they make it to the roof, they'll never find the decoder ring. Don't even try to land a helicopter up here, the roof is too small. Pause for a second while we fast forward you back to to the app..."